how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive
They are the reason Voldemort struggles to survive too
newt scamander had better be like a magical steve irwin
I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS
honestly they could make a harry potter movie where all that happened was paint drying at hogwarts and I’d be excited
that’d be aWESOME WE COULD LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL PAINT LIKE DOES IT CHANGE COLOR OR PAINT ITSELF WHAT DO MAGICAL PAINTBRUSHES LOOK LIKE AND WE COULD SEE TONS OF CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOGWARTS AND ALL IT’S HIDDEN HALLS
This is what 6 years without another book does to a person
im not crying my eyes are just glistening with the ghost of my past